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Sep 2010

Yun Hi Aankhon Mein Aa Gaye Aansoo !

Yours Truly: Chief Minister sahiba, aap nervous hain ?

Sheila Dikshit: Haan hun , TV pe bhi kaha !

Yours Truly: Games ko lekar, dusri baar aap nervous hui hain ?

Sheila Dikshit: Haan dusri baar, woh bhi TV pe kaha tha ?

Yours Truly: Aur ek media survey ne apki popularity bhi kaafi low kar di hai ?

Sheila Dikshit: Dekha maine ! Games hi se toh sab kuch linked hai !

Yours Truly: Agar Games hi root cause hain, uska liye toh mere paas suggestion hai ?

Sheila Dikshit: Haan, haan dijiye ! Yun kisi suggestion se kab nervousness dur hui hai !

Yours Truly: Mein ek common man hun, common sa hi suggestion dunga ?

Sheila Dikshit: Common man mein hi toh common sense hoti hai ! be-jhijhak kahiya !

Yours Truly: Games ka naam badal dijiye ? Na rahega baans; naa bajegi bansuri ?

Sheila Dikshit: Kya keh rahein aap ? Naam toh Queen Elizabeth bhi nahi badal sakti !

Yours Truly: Phir 41 saal ke baad Queen ne Games na inaugurate karna ka tradition kyun badla ?

Sheila Dikshit: Sach kehto ho ! Woh apne bete ko bheje sarkari; mein apne bete ko bhejun gaddari !!

Yours Truly: Uska Prince aayega; uske receive karna aap apna Prince bhejiye ?

Sheila Dikshit: Socha tha ! Phir socha na mein Queen hun, na mera beta Prince hai !

Yours Truly: Yahan mein apke dukh-dard samjhta hun ? India mein Queen aur Prince koi aur hain ?

Sheila Dikshit : Dard samajhte hain toh dukhti rag matt dabaiye ! Aap sach mein common man hain !

Yours Truly: Toh kya Crown Prince Charles ko receive Crown Prince Rahul karega ?

Sheila Dikshit: Congress jo theek samajhegi, wohi Organising Committee theek samajhegi !

Yours Truly: Samajh gaya ! Queen Elizabeth aati toh receive Queen Empress Sonia Gandhi karti ?

Sheila Dikshit: Baaton baaton mein apne jo suggestion dena tha woh toh bhool hi gaye !

Yours Truly: Suggestion yeh hai ki Common Wealth Games ka naam Common Games kar dijiye ?

Sheila Dikshit: Uss se kya hoga ? Naam badlne se mujh pe lage ilzaam thodi badal jayeinge !

Yours Truly: Sab kuch badal jayega ? Wealth pe negative news, overnight positive ho jayeingi ?

Sheila Dikshit: Theek kehta ho ? Wealth hi ne sab kaam tamaam kar diya, badnaam kar diya ?

Yours Truly: Jab kahin bhi common game hota hai, kabhi bhi uncommon blame nahi hota ?

Sheila Dikshit: Maanti hun apki baat mein dum hai, par dekhiya naa ab samay kitna kam hai !

Yours Truly: Common Games mein samay nahi hota, mukhya mantri ji ! Common matlab common ?

Sheila Dikshit: Ab toh stadium, village aur shayad 12-pullah bhi ban chuke hain ! tickets bik chuki ?

Yours Truly: Common man hun, common baat kahunga, joh jitna bhi bana common hi bana hai ?

Sheila Dikshit: Issi liye toh dusri baar nervous hui hun ? Sab blame mujh pe aa raha hai !

Yours Truly: Woh toh hai ! Ulta pulta CWG ka Sectretariat hai, blame apke Secretariat pe hai ?

Sheila Dikshit: Yeh baat apne Common Wealth Secretariat mein kahi kisi se ? Aap toh keh sakte hain !

Yours Truly: CWG Secretariat ke ‘W’ se jo ‘Shera’ ban chuke hain unke paas time hi nahi hai ?

Sheila Dikshit: Kya Common Games, hoti toh kuch bhi Uncommon na hota, naa kahin chapta !

Yours Truly: Haan, Common Games ka secretariat apke sports minister ke PA ke ante room mein hota ?

Sheila Dikshit: Kuch wealth lag hi jaati ? Players aur athletes ka aana-jaana, khaana-peena, rehna etc !

Yours Truly: Common Games mein Common log hi hissa letein hain, common log hi dekhtein hain ?

Sheila Dikshit: Kuch kuch theek lagta hai ! Ki kuch naya na banao, jo hai ussi se guzara chalao !

Yours Truly: Na apni wealth lagate; na Centre se wealth maangte; na koi hisaab; na koi kitaab ?

Sheila Dikshit: Na khudai hoti, na stadium bante; na malba hota; phir baarish kitni rim jhim lagti !

Yours Truly: Khelne wale ghar se khaakar aate; dekhne wale ghar ka khana apne apne tiffin mein laate ?

Sheila Dikshit: Socha jaye, na Connaught Place ki buri haalat hoti; na landscaping ka jhanjat hota !

Yours Truly: Aap aur bhi popular hoti ! Games inaugurate karti, close karti, medals deti, bhaashan deti ?

Sheila Dikshit: Aur yeh waqt hai ki apni raftaar se chala ja raha hai. Rajniti toh mein bhool hi gayi hun !

Yours Truly: Chanakyaniti issi mein hai ki Khelniti ka shubh lagan dekh kar naam sanskar kar dijiye ?

Sheila Dikshit: Congresskul reet sada chali aayee, apne haath jayee par chunaavi haath na jayee !

Yours Truly: Yun hi aankhon mein aa gaye aansoo ! Apne meri baat nahi maani koi baat nahi !!

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