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Chalo Jantar Mantar Chalein !
Aroon Sharma
May 2011
May 2011
Tonu: School over ! Exam over ! Ab water bottle leke kahan ja raha hai ?
Sonu: Jantar Mantar !
Tonu: Wahan kya hai ?
Sonu: Problem ke solution ke liye !
Tonu: Kya problem hai ?
Sonu: Result !
Tonu: Meri bhi toh saath hi aayega !
Sonu: Phir tu bhi aa ja ?
Tonu: Result toh computer pe aate hain ?
Sonu: Mujhe uss se pehle chahiyein ?
Tonu: Jantar Mantar mein jaadu-tona se lega ?
Sonu: Nahi, fast unto death se !
Tonu: Mama se puch liya ?
Sonu: Kehti hai theek result nahi aaya toh shakl naa dikhana ?
Tonu: Aur papa ?
Sonu: Roz kehtein hain, tere jaisi aulaad se be-aulaad hona acha ?
Tonu: Yeh mere mama-papa bhi kehte rehte hain !
Sonu: Monu ka bhi yehi rona hai ! Keh raha tha mujhe bhi saath le jaana !
Tonu: Jitna CBSE result ka darr hai, KG se le kar XIth tak nahi tha !
Sonu: Mere se pucha hota ? Par Jantar Mantar mein karna kya hai ?
Tonu: Jantar Mantar se hume kya lena ! Hamara summit hai pavement !
Sonu: Garm hogi ! Dhoop lagegi ! Kitna paani pi leinge ?
Tonu: Monu kehta hai wickets ke upar polythene chalega, atkaa lo !
Sonu: Ek baat aur ! Yaar, bhook bhi lagegi ?
Tonu: Over-eating kar ke jayeinge ! Ek din nikal hi jayega !
Sonu: Raat ko ghar nahi gayi toh mama-papa police bula leinge ?
Tonu: Police hume wahan baitha dekh kar pehle se hi hogi !
Sonu: Mama-Papa wahan aa gaye toh ? Mahabharat ho jayegi !
Tonu: Monu ki duty rahegi ki media ko inform kare !
Sonu: Kaise karega ? Ro raha tha ki result 85% aaya tabhi mobile milega ?
Tonu: Mere papa ne mobile dene ke liye toh cut off 90% rakha hai !
Sonu: Mama-papa bhi naa ! Baat baat pe sauda karte hain ? Pado ya Maro !
Tonu: Jantar Mantar pe mama-papa aa gaye aur media bhi aa gayi ! Phir ?
Sonu: Media dekh ke mama-papa bhi saath baith jayeinge ! Dekh lena ?
Tonu: Chalu hain hamare mama-papa ! Ab media se kaun deal karega ?
Sonu: Tu karna. Tera maths hum se weak hai; English hum se achi hai !
Tonu: Kya kahunga ki theek percentage naa aayi toh apna future barbaad ?
Sonu: Apna nahi, bewaquoof ! Desh ke bachchon ka bhavishya barbaad !
Tonu: Theek hai, keh dunga ! Par percentage toh media nahi deti naa ?
Sonu: Telecast hoga ! Evaluators dekheinge! Marking lenient ho jayegi !
Tonu: Kitni lenient ho jayegi ? Leniency toh mama-papa se chahiye ?
Sonu: Mama toh kaheingi 'beta kuch kha lo' ! Papa kaheinge 'marne doh' !
Tonu: Mere papa toh police se kehienge gadhe ko pakad ke Tihar
mein daalo !
Sonu: Yeh turning point hoga ! Tihar ke naam se mama ro padegi…'nahiii' !
Tonu: Meri mama ko TV pe rota dekh, meri didi bhaagi-bhaagi aa jayegi !
Sonu: Didi toh meri dono aake raakhi-vaakhi ka drama shuru kar dengi !
Tonu: Monu ka toh bhai bada hai, hamesha ek-doh thapad jharr deta hai !
Sonu: Arre nahi ! TV mein taakat hai ! Koi anchor keh degi 'child abuse' !
Tonu: Soch raha hun, tab tak 10-15 ka crowd toh families ka hi ho jayega !
Sonu: Issi soch ke hi sahara tha jab socha ki Jantar Mantar hi aakhri sahara !
Tonu: Baaki log bhi pucheinge, humdardi dikhainyge, hounsla badainyge ?
Sonu: Kuch aisa na karein ki education minister ya aayein ya bulayein ?
Tonu: Woh bhi possible hai agar hamare mama-papa co-faster ban jayein ?
Sonu: Mama fast rakhti rehti hain; but papa ko whiskey aur khana chahiye !
Tonu: Bhai-behan se request karein. Sabki percentage 50 ke aas paas thi ?
Sonu: Haan yaad hai. Kuch din royi thi. Phir call centres mein chali gayi !
Tonu: Yeh acha weak point nikala hai ? Par unka apna point of view hoga ?
Sonu: Kaheingi kya Jantar Mantar pe fast se husband theek milega !
Tonu: We are back to square one ! Tu, mein, Monu aur hamare dukh !
Sonu: Naa jayein Jantar Mantar tab dukh; wahan se wapas aayein tab dukh !
Tonu: Paisa bhi toh nahi koi vakil hi kar lein; kuch toh theek advice mile ?
Sonu: Vakil ki advice milne se kya college mein admission mil jayegi ?
Tonu: Suna hai jisko kahin admission nahi milti usko law mein milti hai !
Sonu: Meine suna hai vakil bhook hartal pe nahi; sirf hartal pe jaate hain ?
Tonu: Mama-papa kaheinge 'CBSE tak lawless thy, ab outlaws ban gaye !'
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