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The Animal in us

Sep 2008

Once a man went to a Veterinary Doctor in India and said “Doctor I have come on vacation for a month so that I can get myself treated fully within this period.”

Doctor: I think you should go to the Doctor opposite to my clinic, see that board.

Man: No, Doctor, I have come to you only

Doctor: But, gentleman I am a Veterinary Doctor. I am an animal specialist. I do not treat human beings.

Man: I know, Doctor very well and that is why I have come to you only...

Doctor: I can not, because you speak like me, think like me, talk like me which means you are a human being and not an animal.

Man: I know I am a human but litsen to my complaints first:

Doctor: OK. Tell me.

Man: I sleep vigilantly like a dog thinking about my work load whole night. I get up in the morning like a horse.I go to work running like a deer. I work all the day like a donkey. I run around for 11 months like a bull without any holiday.I wag my tail in front of all my bosses. I play with my children like a monkey if I get time. I am like a rabbit before my wife.

Doctor: are you an engineer?

Man: Yes

Doctor: Instead of telling this long history you should have told me in the beginning itself that you are an engineer. Come man, no one can treat you better than me.

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